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Macho, the Little Deer

    I mentioned in previous blogs, a little orphaned deer that's been hanging around. We never see him with anyone, any other deer and it's clear to me that he lost his mother.
    As you know, deer are the most mild-mannered creatures. This little guy is funny-turned. He has an aggressive streak which is amusing considering his size and heritage. One day he came charging up to my wife and I as we walked in the woods. I guess being an orphan has given him an attitude. He reminds me of a little puppy that struts around until he gets smacked.
    Yesterday evening I was at work and my wife was sitting on the deck. This fawn comes strolling through, nuzzling in the leaves, searching for food. He either doesn't see my wife or ignores her until she moves. Then, every time she moves, instead of running like a normal deer, large or small, he stomps his foot at her like he's warning her. It wasn't scary, just very cute. Eventually he wandered away into the forest. Just as he disappeared from sight, my wife heard a crashing in the brush and was a little concerned for his welfare. We are hoping nothing attacked the little guy.
    We decided to give the fawn a name. So, henceforth he is Macho, the orphan deer.
From the green place. CE Wills
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