Skip to main content

Godfire's Big Doors, Monsters and Masks





     Hey, everyone. I bought the game called Godfire, Rise of Prometheus late last night. I have been playing it for hours today and have thoroughly enjoyed it. I think it is one of the best games you can buy and it is so worth the $2.99 sale price or the $6.99 normal price. My advice is to run, not walk, to the ole app store and buy this adventure. Because it is an adventure indeed. Here's the recipe.
     I am playing  the role of Prometheus, who has a visit from an odd masked lady. Visits from masked women almost always turn out to be trouble. If you don't believe me, ask Tom Cruise. At any rate, this lady wants me to do her a wee bit of a favor. She wants me to 'liberate' (steal) some chips of stuff that will enable the human race to live more full and enriched lives. Cool. I am up for that, being a hero and all. This sort of thing is expected of you.
     The lady's mask has tears running down the cheeks, which I find strange. I can only assume it is some sort of sympathy ploy. You'll note in the picture above that I gave her "The  Look". This is a stare I affect which makes women melt. Didn't seem to work on her...
   You wouldn't believe the places she sent me. I had to go through some of the biggest doors I have ever seen. I fought a huge troll that had straps affixed to his flabby body. He also had spikes growing from his shoulders. I was being friendly and offered to take him to my Gym for a workout on the Nautilus stuff. He took offense and we went at it, hammer and tong.
     Speaking of weapons. You have swords and armor that you can upgrade as you go along. Using in-game cash or real cash. As one progresses, it is advisable to upgrade things like Health, Attack, Defense and Wrath. Let's talk about the Wrath.
    I have always thought that wrath was a bad thing. One should try to control one's temper, don't you agree? Evidently, when fighting Titans, a little wrath is helpful in battles. Just so you know.
    I have a Perk, also. Right out of the box, I got a golden ball of string, which is something I always wanted. This stuff, when tapped, will lay down a glowing trail to any treasure in the vicinity. This is sometimes gold coins, or healing, or even wrath.
There are other perks as well.
    I like the sword fighting in this game. You fight a lot of guys. Some of them are, I hate to sound negative, but they are butt ugly. One is a Minotaur, half man, half bull, like the old legends. I had to put some swordplay on that dude. Then there was a woman who got on Zeus's bad side and he supposedly turned her into a giant spider. The only way to beat her, er.. it, was to wait until her eyes turned green. I figure it is some sort of jealousy thing. Ditto for a monster, again female, with 4 legs and two arms and the weirdest teeth you have ever seen. She has rotating blade-like teeth and emits a shrill cry that I found unnerving. Again, watch for her eyes to turn green. I figure Zeus must have a thing for chicks with green eyes.
     There are three difficulty levels and I beat Normal. The graphics are as good as any I have seen, ever, on IOS. Oh, by the way, some advice for battles. When you fight multiple dudes at once, watch for one geezer that stands to the side and throws blue globs of health at his minions. Kill that guy first because, obviously, you can't have him healing these guys you are disposing of.
    Also, walk over all vases, because they have gold. Speaking of gold. I didn't have to buy in-apps to finish. I found the game quite fair and above-board. I had no lags or problems on my I-Pad Air.
     It seems that there is a touch of Renaissance on the app store right now. I have bought several nice games lately. For several months I have much enjoyed gaming again. Speaking of renaissance, you should check out the architecture in some of these places. I fought in one city where they were building giant horses. I gather the residents had some sort of horse cult. I figured they probably liked to get wasted on Saturday night and crawl up in these giant horses. Whatever.
     I guess that hits the high points of this excellent game. I highly recommend this game. Good night.
    I'm CE Wills.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

The White Chicken Mystery

    The other night I happened to come home very late. It was the middle of the night and I was driving up a steep mountain road. Near the top I saw something white in my headlights. It was standing in the other lane, standing very still. It was a large white chicken. It was probably a rooster because I thought I could see his comb as I whizzed by at my customary pace. He never moved a muscle. This is weird, don't you think?      After a couple of days to consider this phenomenon, I have come up with some plausible answers for his bizarre behavior. 1. He was conflicted whether or not he should cross the road. 2. He was feeling cocky and decided to play chicken with the traffic. 3.He was being hen-pecked at home and had decided to end it all. 4. Someone had egged him on to do it. 5. He had just watched the movie Fantastic Four and decided to try to stop a truck the way that Ben Grimm did on the bridge. 6. He had driven himself crazy wondering if ...

Batman Lives In Washington, DC

    Hey, everyone. I just read an interesting article on Washington Post.Com by Mike Rosenwald. It was titled Who Is the Route 29 Batman? This is a true story about a guy that the cops pulled over. The guy was driving a black Lamborghini with Batman plates. There were yellow Batman symbols on the doors. They had a video from the police car that showed him being pulled over. He was wearing a Bat-suit which he said cost him $5000. His gig is that he visits sick children in area hospitals and hands out Bat-Toys and Bat-books to cheer the kids up.     His name is Lenny B. Robinson and he says that the 'B' stands for Batman. He is perfectly sane and is just a good dude trying to make a difference. He is a self-made millionaire and is currently having a duplicate of the Batmobile custom-made at a cost of $250,000.    It was a hoot, watching the cops having their pictures made with the Bat Guy. Someone asked him where Robin was and he said that the boy won...

Cake Is Better Than Swords

Hey, everyone. On Thanksgiving, we had a get-together here at The Author's Green Retreat. One lady brought a cake which I wanted to show you. It had the look of a Roman Coliseum about it. Inside it was just as decadent...and fun, as ancient Rome. When I cut it open, homemade marshmallow cream began to ooze out in several spots, running over the chocolate cake and peanut butter icing. It is best served warm so the cream is fluid. Very tasty. The same lady, and her children, are people who have played a lot of Skyrim. They gave me some pointers on the game because I am having problems with it. They taught me how to fast travel, and a ton of other things, but the main thing was the armor and clothing problem. This is a little embarrassing, but let me explain. Okay. For several weeks when I played, I would enter towns and everyone I met would comment on my nakedness. I would select a tunic and shoes, whatever, go back around people and they would say something about it. I guess I w...