Skip to main content

Bjorn Borg?(Surely Not)

    A few years ago I was in the Nashville area, traveling on Interstate 40. It was a trip that I didn't want to make, to get some training. I stopped at a rest area and I parked next to a new Mercedes and started toward the rest rooms. It's really a nice rest area, as much as a rest area can be nice. There's big shade trees, a nice lawn and all that.
    Then I see this guy under a big tree. He's got a stick and he's reaching up with it, trying to bend a limb down to the point where he can reach it. Without thinking, I walk over, jump up and grab it for him. He grabs the limb and breaks off a twig with a couple of leaves on it. He says thanks and I say you're welcome.
    I'm looking at the dude. He's in his fifties, superbly fit and a good-looking guy. His hair is longish and sandy blond/brown. He shows no expression when he talks. He's inscrutable, yet he seems like such a good guy, just reserved. Then I think, "Man, this is Bjorn Borg." He is the spittin' image of the tennis great. I felt like saying, "Hey, how's that back-hand you used to wear Connors out with?" I refrained.
     In an example of curiosity getting the better of my manners, I asked what he wanted the leaves for. He said that when he traveled he always took home a plant specimen. So, I'm thinking, wow, the customs people would probably go ape over that. I mean, kudzu is an example of why this sort of thing is discouraged. Then he says that he thinks the tree is a chestnut oak.
    "No", I said, "My house is surrounded by chestnut oaks and I assure you, this is not one of them."
    We chat a bit. He says that he lives in Stockholm, Sweden. I asked him if the folks there are concerned about global warming. He says yes, very much so, because Stockholm is right on the ocean and the ocean level seems to be rising on their coast. I tell him about my pin oaks and dogwoods dying as though the climate zone is shifting to a more southerly one.
    At length he climbs in his Mercedes and I climb into my truck and we go our respective ways. I tend to indulge my imagination on chance encounters but this guy sure looked like Borg. I really loved to watch him play back when I was playing doubles with my work buddies. The pity is, I'll never know who he was because I never asked. I've never been much of a groupie and I don't like to bother people. Really, what does it matter? He was a nice guy and a pleasure to chat with. Besides, six French Opens don't mean you know what a chestnut oak looks like.
    From the place that is as far as you can get from Roland-Garros, I'm CE Wills.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

It's So Easy

     Hey, everyone, out there in etherland. I've been playing some new songs this morning on my keyboard. You may remember a Buddy Holly tune called It's So Easy . I hadn't matched the title to the song before today so I was delighted when I saw that it was the one that goes like this: "It's so easy to fall in love, it's so easy to fall in love." It rocks pretty good. A later version of it, after amps and guitars had improved, really rocked. It seems like Joan Jett may have done a version. Anyway, I was playing this song and I thought about a fun thing I like to do. Sometimes I'll start to play a song and tell Carley, or the grandkids, whoever may be there, a silly story about it.      For instance, I would say that once upon a time Buddy Holly came to me and said, "CE, I need a hit, my man. The kids need shoes. I want to go on American bandstand, you know what I'm saying?"     "Yeah, Buddy, I hear you. But the thing is, I think ...

The Biscuit

    Hey, everyone. What a relief that Christmas is over, huh? I don't think it was meant to be the way it is.     I started thinking about the so-called good 'ole days today. My wife says that at her house, they would take a left-over biscuit and shine their shoes before church. I one-upped her by saying, "Oh, yeah? I ate the biscuit when everyone got finished with it. And I was grateful for it." Truly, though, you can and people did, shine their shoes with a biscuit. Hey, they were greasy little buggers.     Speaking of greasy little buggers, I remember when everyone had wells and were very conservative about water, particularly those of us who had to crank a handle up and down to get a bucket of water. There was no daily bath. (No showers in those days, mate.) About twice a week we took a bath and here's the recipe: The oldest kid took a bath first, then the next oldest etc. You can see why younger siblings hated the older. Bathing in the...

Movie Review: Limitless

    Hey, everyone. I ventured off the mountain today, down into the haunts of men. I'll tell you about a movie I saw, then later I'll tell you about some other stuff. The movie is Unlimited . This is a story that you would have to call science fiction, but in the not so distant future you may call it reality.      Bradley Cooper plays Edward Morra. If you looked up loser in the dictionary you would see this guy's picture. He has freeloaded off his girlfriend for years. He claims to be a writer but can't seem to put words on paper. His woman leaves him; he is a scroungy, dirty dude with no future, no drive and no money. He is about to be evicted from his scummy apartment.     Then he bumps into an old friend. The friend wants him to try a new drug which comes in the form of a small, clear pill. What Edward doesn't know is that the pill is pretty awesome. The drug is designed to unlock the true potential of the human brain. We only use a...