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Maximizing My Payne

    Hey, everyone. You guys really need to go buy the new I-Pad game called Max Payne Mobile. I have played it for hours this week and I am enjoying it.
    In the above picture, I had shot a canister of pressurized gas. I was needing to get through a locked door and this seemed like a fun way to do it. I wouldn't recommend doing this at home or in any real-life scenario, but for games it is okay. Last night I was walking on steam pipes 10 stories off the ground, in order to get from one building to another. You can even stop at soft drink machines, televisions and phones and they work.
    I was in a hallway of a building and a bomb went off. The door was still in front of me, but the walls around the door were gone. Very cool. For $2.99, you can't beat this game.
   If you don't want to spend any money, try these freebies.
1) Paper Monsters
2) Fly Boy
3) Feed That Dragon
     Be advised, I haven't played these games and I am not recommending them because I just downloaded them myself. For the puzzlers among you, try Chubby Bunny. In this free game, you have to eat carrots in the right order, so that there are no carrots left when you reach the end. It is not my type of game but you may like it. It is a nice game for kids, and for adults, for that matter. I'd rather battle gangsters in Max Payne Mobile. Speaking of Max, let's talk about the @**!! rats! On the lower levels of the buildings there are a lot of rats. I loathe rats. I finally started shooting the filthy vermin, which is okay. They squeak and their claws make a clicking noise on the tile when they run. They come right up to you and are apparently not afraid of Max Payne. At least until I shoot them with a sawed-off shotgun.
   From the author's green retreat, I'm CE Wills.

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