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Old Folks, Wrestling and the NFL Playoffs

    Hey, everyone. Many years ago I was amused when my Dad or Grandmother would watch Wrestling on TV. It was so patently staged and faked that a child like myself could see it. I'm talking 50 years ago. I tried not to say anything, like everyone else. Clearly they loved the sport and thought it was real. They got a hurt look in their eyes when someone was less than enthused at the bad acting.
      I have been a fan of NFL Football since 1958. The last few years have seen some odd things in the playoffs. Shocking rallies of several touchdowns in the last five minutes of games. Defensive backs flailing their arms comically as the ball lands in the receiver's arms. Game hinging calls made two opposite ways in a matter of hours, after slow motion review. It is time for me to quit watching football. It is either that or watch my kids' amused faces as I yell, "Watch him Ref! Can't you see he has salt in his waistband?"

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