September 13th For Rage, Full Game

    I was just over on the app store, looking at the comments for Rage. How any one could give this game less than a 5 star rating is beyond me. I gave it a 5 star rating on the app store just now and I wish I could have given it a 6 star.
    Its been a cloudy, cool day with temperatures in the 40's and a 15 MPH wind. To while away the hours I played a bunch of the Rage game and was engrossed. It is like someone has dropped you down in one of those Lethal Weapon movies and it is a fight to the finish. Someone calls, you don't hear the phone. Your wife says something, you don't hear her. Finally you beat a level and lay the Padster down and start to flex your stiff fingers. You feel drained and a bit cocky from all the mutants you have ushered into the great mystery that is death. You swagger just a bit as you grab a beer from the fridge and walk outside. What? There's no one here to ask for an autograph? After shooting and moves like I just put on, out there in the ruins of the future Earth? Well, even Van Gogh was never appreciated in his time.
     I'm really looking forward to September 13th. That's when the full version of Rage is scheduled for release. I'll be in the 'virtual line' waiting on that baby to appear on the old app store. Until then I'll content myself with being a sharpshooter. I have to go now and rest my hands, lest I fall prey to mutants later in the evening.
    From the mutant-free green retreat, I'm CE Wills.

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