My Bear Has Maggots

    Hey, everyone. Do you remember my bear I told you about? The one that a guy carved out of a solid chunk of pine, using a chain saw? Well, I named him Smokie and I have grown rather attached to the little guy. He doesn't talk much, just sits by the fireplace and thinks his thoughts. Recently we put him out in the flower bed to watch over the bushes. Today I moved him, so that I could cut weeds and I discovered that he has maggots invading his...uhh, base. His stand. It is a real bummer, as we used to say, back in the sixties.
     I sprayed his bottom with insecticide and the maggots died, but I am still concerned. I mean, he's so unselfish and has given of his free time to watch over the bushes and scare the dog away that might want to crap on the hydrangeas.
    Is there a moral to this story? Well, gee..
1) No good deed goes unpunished.
2) Nice bears finish last.
3) When you start trying to do good deeds, you'd better watch your butt.
4) When carving a statue, use pressure treated wood.
By the way, did you notice that the bear has blue eyes? (marbles). The marbles used were those commonly referred to as 'cat's eye' marbles. One is turned sideways and the other is turned vertically. Funny.
    From the author's green retreat, I'm CE Wills.

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