The Midnight Snack Gone Awry

    Hey, everyone. As a serious gamer, I maintain a strict training regimen, waiting for the Olympic Games to adopt contests for Shadowgun. Therefore, I only eat low calorie stuff. Tonight I had a midnight snack that you might find interesting. I wanted some champagne. I filled a large glass with the bubbly. Then I saw fresh strawberries. I cut several of them up and piled a bunch of whipped cream on them. So far, so good.
As everyone knows, a snack plate must have widely divergent flavors to be effective, so I got a boiled egg and put mustard on it. Then I reasoned that some cheddar cheese would go well with the egg. Of course, saltine crackers are a must with the egg and cheese. I noticed some of those miniature candies in the basket. Hmmmmm... I decided to have a Mounds (love coconut with champagne) and a Reeses peanut butter cup. Lest I be accused of being smart, I added a Hershey's with toffee and almonds.
     As I was walking to my recliner, I stopped by the pantry and noticed some new chips called Lay's BLT flavored chips. They actually have this dust on them which simulates a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. When I poured a modest quantity of them on my plate, I decided that they deserved some french onion dip.
    Finally, I was ready for my snack. I started to wake my wife and show her my work of art, but reason prevailed and I began to eat. It was sooooo good. Then I thought, "I must share this secret recipe with my friends on the blog, as they may be hungry for something exotic".
     When you combine all this with the Philly Steak sandwich and hot wings I had for lunch, well, my gas should be exquisite tomorrow. Good night all, from the land of the midnight ~~sun~~ snack.
    I'm CE Wills.

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