Update On My Super Powers (Halfbreed)

     Hey, gamers. I decided to buy an in-app purchase for the new game called Halfbreed. I bought it on my I-Pad 2 and it wouldn't download. It downloaded on my I-Pad 1 and on my wife's I-Pad 1. The problem with this is merely that I cannot abide my wife having more super powers than I do. Which reminds me. Wouldn't it be a drag for those Justice League heroes like Batman? I mean, he hangs out with Superman, who has so many powers, while Batman has zero super powers. I bet that secretly, Batman hates Superman's guts. The Bat-Dude is probably thinking stuff like, "Yeah, Green Lantern has that cool ring, Flash has super speed, Wonder Woman has very neat abilities, while I have a black outfit without cheerful colors. I can only fly with a rope. I have to build my own car, too. I should just join the villains!"
    Sorry, I became distracted. If the folks who built Halfbreed are reading, please fix the game where stuff will download to the I-Pad 2. Thanks. I bought the combo pack for $1.99 which has multiplayer(local Wi-Fi for 2 players), unlocks for all seven levels and 10 super powers.
     Well, it's time for our walk in the woods, so I will bid you a fond farewell from Justice League Headquarters, here at the author's green retreat.
    I'm CE Wills.
P.S. Hey, I just went to my I-Pad 2 and discovered that the download came through, which is good. I played the game and saw no evidence of additional super powers, however. I don't know if I have to progress farther, or what. Also. I am sort of stuck at this very tall gate which consists of energy beams. I tried flying upwards to blast a round object part way to the top but my electrical blast doesn't seem to want to work at the same time as my flying powers. Superman doesn't have this problem. Sorry. Again with the Superman jealousy thing. He probably gets all the chicks too. Whatever.
    One more thing. Does this game not save your progress? This would be another good fix. Not complaining, just giving folks in etherland the play-by-play.

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