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Things I'd Like To See Again

1. My belt buckle
2. My hair
3. Gasoline at 29 cents a gallon. Yes, I have seen it.
4. The bottom of the ocean, as I flew into Nassau, Bahamas.
5. Athletes who played for the love of the game. Players who would rather lose than cheat, or try to injure a good player on the other team. Best I can remember, it was called sportsmanship.
6. The Grand Canyon.
7. My wife's smile when she was young and healthy and she had not had to endure the hardships and worries of life. I wish I could have done a better job sheltering her from...life.
8. John Denver.
9. John Wayne do anything.
10.  The way Richard Gere walked when he was young, like in American Gigolo. The confidence, the health and the love of life. No, I'm not gay.
11. John Fogerty play the guitar.
12. Jerry Lee play the piano.
13. My kids when they started walking.
14. A huge bass break the water with my hook in its mouth.
15. A 1969 Plymouth Road Runner at 140 miles per hour. For all you folks in the metric system, that's fast.
16. Sleeping for 7 hours without going to the bathroom.
17. A field of sunflowers in Kansas.
18. Interstate 75 with light traffic.
19. Greg Maddux throw a baseball.
20. A refund on my income tax.
21. Sharon Stone cross her legs.
    From the author's green retreat, I'm CE Wills.

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